Expenses, Expenses, Expenses

Expense(n) "cost incurred"
Expense(a) "costs incurred in doing a particular job"
Expensive (a) " making a hig charge /causing much expense" (oxford dictionary)

It is with great amusement that I watch the revelations of the expenses of the"great and the good". Our rulers have been taking us to the cleaners. Here are some of my favourite expense claims.

1. Mowing the lawn
2. Cleaning horse manure
3. Porn movies
4. Cleaning the swimming pool
5. New flat screen TV.
6. Servicing the AGA
7. Replacing the chandeliers
8. Sharing a cleaner
9. Having a second home that is not in your seat or London.
10. Avoiding capital gain tax schemes that you administer.
11. Cleaning your carpet.
12. Replacing the toilet
13. Cost of a new barbecue
14. Replacement lightbulbs
15. Vacuum cleaner

I think this is wonderful. I am thinking of joining a political party to get some of this action.

I look forward to the next efficiency saving coming my way. I wonder which items they are going to pay for.